I don’t care what blog you are, or whether you like Selena Gomez or not.
This deserves a reblog.
“There are just some very SIMPLE rules….”
NO BOYS….
NO ALCOHOL…
NO WILD PARTIES…
But seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol…
I’ma rip your pretty little boobs off.
When I was a kid…
I pretended that tic-tacs were pills/drugs.
Or that wafer sticks were cigarettes…
Gatorade was vodka/alcohol….
Or that grape juice was red wine…
I was just that badass.
Yea, “when I was a kid…”
The amount of times I’ve laughed watching him, he truly is an amazing comedian :L
trueblood-lasvegas:
Gotta Luv Michael McIntyre
So hilarious wish I could go see him
Dreams <3
Sometimes don’t you wish you could just fly away, far away from this miserable place and just live your dreams? Waking up in a magnificent house somewhere abroad, with the wind blowing swiftly through your windows, the sun shining elegantly into your bedroom, knowing everything is fine and all you’ve ever wanted is right where you want it to be. Being in the arms of your lover, waking up to their eyes looking upon you, that sexy smile on their face knowing that you’re all they’ve ever wanted in their life and they’re all that you’ve wanted entirely.
One day a little boy with a ϟ scar walked into my life…
so much time has passed…and the boy grew up…
now I look back, and wish I could turn back time…
and smile, remembering the times I had with him.
Always ϟ
